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Oh man interwebs, what a day. I shall start from the beginning for a change instead of the middle and hopefully we'll reach the end with as little confusion as possible. Right. So. Today was the scheduled day Tiffany and I were going to go out to dinner and a show. I went to bed around 3 am something last night because I was reading Kizuna I couldn't sleep. All was well and good until around 11 am or so because that was when the neighbors, dear and kind people that they are, decided they needed to play THAT GODDAMN EAR POLLUTION some music. Really loud. And then I was awake and it was time to start my day.

I threw on my headphones and cranked up my tuneskies to drown that shit out rock out to while I cleaned. I cleaned the kitchen, washed the dishes, took out my recyclables and speed cleaned the bathroom, stopping for some lunch around 1:30pm/2pm. I think it was some OJ and french toast sticks. Then it was back to the bathroom to finish cleaning the tub. Yay! Afterwards, I chilled with Kizuna, but couldn't get into it, so I started the Whole Nine Yards. From the quick fifteen minutes I saw of it, I thought it was pretty funny. I jumped in the shower afterwards because by then the hot water had restored itself. As I was toweling my hair, I was joking to myself that it'd be funny if Tiffany showed up early and I'd be totally not ready! Oh the irony. Mom and Cindi showed up. At first I panicked because Cindi kind of sounds like Tiffany when you're not paying attention and are mostly focused on your iPod.

But then it was only Cindi and I was like, whew! Then I toodled into my room to change into clean pjs, as I didn't want my nice outfit to get wet. I got on the interwebs to wait and no sooner had I connected then Tiffany called. She wanted to come get me early because she'd finished her blood donating early. LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID SELF. LOOK AT THE DISATER YOU CAUSED WITH YOUR LOUD THOUGHT PROCESS. Which I was ok with. I didn't think she'd ever been over to my house, so I round aboutly asked her if she was going to *insert address* here and she was surprised. No, she was no going there. I don't know where she was heading, but it was not to my house. She told me my current address worked out better because she was practically there RLKMTGRSITRS SHIT. and I was happy about that too. I, of course, underestimated my inability to give directions and it ended up taking her 45 minutes to find my place when it should have only taken 10. Oops?

She showed up around 3:30 pm and I started to get ready. Mom and Cindi were tipsy from the brandy mom had stashed behind the ceramic vase thing out in the kitchen and followed us around while I got ready. An hour and 20 minutes later I'm such a girl I was ready to go. She wanted to take me to Shige's, and then I had to sheepishly inform her that I dislike Japanese food. She took it in stride though and told me to pick a place, so I picked the Bistro because there is not a person alive in Boise that dislikes their food. OR SO I THOUGHT.

Have your ever gone out to dinner with someone and only after you've gotten to a point where you can't leave the restaurant you remember that this certain person is someone you NEVER EVER want to go out to dinner with? And throughout the meal your dining experience is awkward and you want to scoot yourself away from your table because your dinner guest keeps making....certain comments. If that someone is a good friend, they will notice your discomfort and give you the keys to their car so you can slink out the door in shame with eyes firmly focused on the ground while they head off to bawl out the manager. I don't think I need to say anymore.

Then it was off to the theater. My old manager helped us and I was happy to see her <3! XD she seemed pretty happy to see me too! Yay! We got to our movie, like, a gajillion minutes early, but it started early, so we ended up breaking even. I thought the Princess and the Frog was good, but I liked Up better. I was surprised though that they killed off a character (the only thing that kept me from bawling was that I kept telling myself that Disney characters never die, they are Ok and then this character really did die and I cried anyway) and that one guy, Two Fingers, only had two fingers. I lol'd because I'm a desensitized American. I was also surprised at how kinda dark it was LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO DISNEY KINGDOM HEARTS BUT I STILL LOVE YOU ANYWAY but I still really enjoyed it! Then it was off to visit the coworkers because they were sad that 307 passed away this afternoon. I brought them yummy candy and my pretty self. Not to toot my own horn or anything, but I was looking pretty fierce tonight. BEEP BEEP BEEEEEE-Just saying. They thought Tiffany and I were on a date and I can only imagine the shit I'm going to catch from them when I go back to work. XD I can hear it now 'Does Momochan know you're cheating on her?' and 'What happened to Momochan? I never knew you were such a player Jaime.' DON'T WORRY MOMOCHAN YOU'RE STILL NUMBER ONE IN MY HEART.AUBREY YOU CAN COME TOO <3.

Afterwords Tiffany dropped me off and I ventured to the store. I found that 9pm is when all the grumpy people shop. I almost got run over by a big truck in the parking lot, people in the aisles were grumpy, and my checkout lady was intoxicated.  GOOD TIMES. She managed to split my total into two lanes, so no one else could buy anything until I paid for my stuff. I wasn't mad, I was horribly tickled when I probably shouldn't have been.I quickly hurried over and paid so things could get going again. I only had two bags left in my lane, which I  used, and the second one had a hole in it, so somewhere along the jourany from my car to my door I lost my shampoo. GOOD ONE UNIVERSE. YOU'RE HILARIOUS. I couldn't find it, so I'm hoping that it's still there tomorrow morning. If not, that's ok too. I'll assume that someone in dire need of shampoo, more so than myself, found it.

Which brings me to right now. What a day LOL.